she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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