Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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