i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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