"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Randomize
