Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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