She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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