This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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