I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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