I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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