Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
