And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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