i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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