So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
