I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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