How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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