Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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