Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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