I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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