Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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