It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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