im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize