My hand turned me down
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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