Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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