A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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