No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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