When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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