How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Dicks are not precious.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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