I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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