office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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