Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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