I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Two words: nipple clamps
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