How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
