I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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