There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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