gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think I am morally bankrupt
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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