Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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