I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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