At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
