So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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