I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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