You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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