the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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