I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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