Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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