What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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