im about as happy as oj after his trial
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
