I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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