check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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