So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
