I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Randomize
