umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Randomize