no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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