i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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