I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
did you just send me my own nude
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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