When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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